"Augustus is soooo pretentious!!!"
Ohmygod, no way?? It’s almost as if that’s exactly what John Green intended.
"Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production."
We asked twenty strangers to kiss for the first time….
This guy knows his shit on how to kiss a girl.
Holy shit this guy deserves all the head in the world
Translation: midnight meetupI love this so much
Someone midnight meetup w me please
This is so great